Shantata Karta Chalu Ahe- Sulekha Summons
started by shakenbut!stirred 6 mnths agoFlat
Nested
Replies
Ah shucks I am leaving
My only Mishtake
did not know what AA meant
No judge here to rule the fury
thanks to the sp. witnesses and jury
not to forget my Legal counsel ms. jaijui
then there were other watchers
busy with the mole spotters
not my fault that they squirt
right after they flirt
I am outta the building
if don't go away too
than AA AA AA AA AA CHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
happy flu season.
My only Mishtake
did not know what AA meant
No judge here to rule the fury
thanks to the sp. witnesses and jury
not to forget my Legal counsel ms. jaijui
then there were other watchers
busy with the mole spotters
not my fault that they squirt
right after they flirt
I am outta the building
if don't go away too
than AA AA AA AA AA CHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
happy flu season.
I will be appearing as the special expert witness for the unfairly accused RS-K:)
M
*RS-K, I am going to make a prediction that it will be a quick and complete aquittal:)
(-:
What about the audience. Scene me dekhne waalo ki bhi to jaroorat hoti hai. 10-12 chair shair lagwaao :)
*sits with his popcorn*
ps: I changed the title bcs Upps wont know otherwise to open ths thread.
What about the audience. Scene me dekhne waalo ki bhi to jaroorat hoti hai. 10-12 chair shair lagwaao :)
*sits with his popcorn*
ps: I changed the title bcs Upps wont know otherwise to open ths thread.
Senior Counsel jee
ab instigation bole to?
ab instigation bole to?
Jatin Phoenix haazir ho...
ab Jatin ko kaiku bulane ka?
witness hai- prosecutor sahab se puccho kaiku bulaya..
Judge gayab. Prosecutor gayab. witness gayab.
Typist babu. Rawana ho ja.
Thanks for coming Herbenz.
Typist babu. Rawana ho ja.
Thanks for coming Herbenz.
no worries RSK, the typist is the shaken
so that's gonna hurt the typewriter
and in custody will he himself be taken
when the Judge returns a tad lighter
judge being a tad lighter ? from having dropped a load before attending court ? both types ?
he will be a tad ligher as ...
he's taking longer and longer to appear
for the older, it does take its time you see
he sure needs the time to pass
where else but in the sandaaz.
?
Wait! what's going on??
What did I do?
You have been drafted on Jury Duty Ben...
I request an exemption.
Thank you.
Its ok the prosecutor wants to replace you with Herbenz Kaur anyway...
Judge is MIA so no decisions can be taken
Your Friendly Court Typist
Judge is MIA so no decisions can be taken
Your Friendly Court Typist
Oh.
How quickly I'm replaced.
How quickly I'm replaced.
No decisions made as yet..
its Judge Uppili's call- But I believe the defense is going to want you in...
its Judge Uppili's call- But I believe the defense is going to want you in...
Time to start the court proceedings ON TIME (per Indian tradition).
Since this is a case against a woman, I disaqualify Carvaka and order the counsels to agree on a female juror.....When ready please let me know.... I will be in my chambers....
RS-K: You are in good hands... and I will see to it that "justice" prevails....;)
It is for your own protection and that of other men. Suppose anyone accuses you of infringements using 498A it will be declared a mistrial. I cannot allow that. Hence my heart wrenching decision.
I will certainly put you on a jury in the Temple Land confiscation case against Lord Rama, where Lord Rama and Hanuman have been summoned as witnesses.
uppili, this case is being tried in the us, i hope? if so, the ombudsman would probably declare the judge insane for bringing up fictional charecters as parties in a case:-)
i think we may not have a case in the first place.
(The temple case is an actual one in UP).