Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul

started by Uppili 3 mnths ago
..if anyone can sell something, then it MUST exist..... 

now onto the Soul scavengers, Soul seekers, and Soul rejectors

P.S. So is $3000 for a soul too little or too much ?

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  Maria S posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago


Mr. U...You mean soul food? soul music?

Are we done with all the "body" talk? Looks like we have moved on..and poor soul is taking beating today with all the usual suspect...I mean nice souls here!

Enna plans for the weekend?

M

  tejasvee posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
I will take a million souls.. As long as you are asking for 3000 Zimbabwe Dollars.

  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Too much. Supply of souls far outstrips demand. There are only two market segments interested in this product - organized religion and the Devil himself, and I doubt if either party would pay that much for a soul.

  seo-ul-hack posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
3k for a soul...depends...

per month, year or one-time

soul value increases exponentially till mid point and then gently subsides to nothingness.

seoul (pronounced soul) hack

  carvaka posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
> if anyone can sell something, then it MUST exist...

You obviously haven't heard of vaporware
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Which is what I sell most of the time - I think I have a bright future ahead in religion.
  carvaka posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
> I think I have a bright future ahead in religion.

LOL. Only if you actively implement all the p-sat techniques you see on display here. Perhaps you can leave out Suryakanthamism, but the rest you must adopt.
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago

Hmm...I don't know. P-sats are so outdated and so easily debunked. 

I'm thinking of a more muscular and televangelist-flavor of Hinduism with particular focus on reeling in the younger demographic - catch'em young is the mantra for future growth.

  carvaka posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
> ... televangelist-flavor of Hinduism...

That sounds cool... you can really put some energy into those Aastha-type of cable channels and get them to be on par with the Christian channels. You can also get a lot of your material right here... you could spend a whole hour reading out just one of rawemotions's posts! 
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
You mean taking on a victimhood role? No, that theme will be used exclusively by the covert propaganda team to counter all you secular and pseudo-secular doubters. 

The main religion is itself going to strike an upbeat mix of positive preaching from those good books, bhakti-inducing music and plenty of theatrics (cripples throwing away their crutches, the blind throwing away their seeing-eye dogs etc).
  Silhouette posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
And what about that comforting school of theology to provide the much needed shoulder to cry upon? :)
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Oh I've already thought of that one. In terms of the distribution network, I'll shamelessly copy the Catholic church's model here, with a chain of self-sustaining mandirs each with a main satsang room where a trained Acharya delivers sermons every Sunday morning and on special days, followed by bhajans and an arti. 

These acharyas play the role of shepherding the flock through life's challenges. They're also the profit-center heads.
  Silhouette posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
*Relieved* Nobody will quit your program for lack of guidance now.
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Indeed. Enrollments and retention rates will be critical metrics against which the acharyas' bonuses are decided. So they better do a good job guiding their flock.




  carvaka posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Ah.... trying to sell hope... like the politicians of the US and UK, it is time you moved on from trying to use the power of hope, and started relying on the power of nightmares. Then we can make Psandilya feel good about pointing out that you are selling religion based on cynicism ;).
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Strange you should say that - I thot you'd appreciate my taking a leaf out of Obama's playbook. I did think of the power of nightmares positioning but felt that would reduce mine to a me-too brand, competing with the market leaders in that space - Islam and Christianity.

I doubt if Psandilya would see the cynicism in this - apparently, his understanding of that word is somewhat different (ref: yday's posts).
  carvaka posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
You are learning nothing from your unkils on CH... if you can't beat them, join them. If Islam and Christianity attack you for phallic worship, redefine yourself into a monotheistic faith and recast your symbology in terms which are more palatable to them! :)
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago

Oh you do me injustice. I don't call the unkils for nothing - it's out of tremendous respect for their immense learning. And I do intend to do exactly that. 

In fact, I'm thinking I'll go all Advaitic and get rid of idols altogether and move to either fire worship, Vedic style or a symbol thereof (but not of the Sevan variety).











  Gatita posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago

you will die in Hell

sorry to say about your soul you need to check your auroa first the vibration frequency 
the devil wants your sound to enpower the universe to his las battle 

I can not say more* sorry


  Anetra posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
How can i fit in conscience here.
  Uppili posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
That will you will throw it as a freebie in a clearance sale.
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Hardly - a conscience is a nuisance people like to get rid of. Why would anyone take it even for free?
  Uppili posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago
Don't you sell your conscience automatically when you sell your soul ?
  Merlot Daruwala posted Re:Man sells Soul - The ultimate proof of Soul on 3 mnths ago

You can only sell your soul if someone is willing to pay. Otherwise, it's just a donation. 

And yes, I believe the conscience goes with the soul. And the only buyers in this market - religion and the devil - find the conscience a liability, so you'll find a heap of discarded consciences that then go into landfills and contaminate the water table.







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