He made two holes in his condom.
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Teacher : Aisi kaunsi cheez hain jo bahut vajan uthha sakti hain lekin jiska vajan bahut thoda hain?
Chhota Banta Singh :" Madame, aapki bra".
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Muthuswamy divorced his wife on first night. Next day his brother Ramaswamy asked him why???
Muthuswamy replied. :" when I was starting my honeymoon, i noticed on her underwear, there was sticker. It was written. "Tested OK. Iyengar & sons".
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