blogers.."do spend enough time talking to your wife."
started by rawemotions 5 mnths agoReplies
Blogger's spouse: Yeah yeah...start cutting vegetables. Okra into 4 mm pieces with a tolerance of .005 microns.
B: Even Lou Dobbs is appearing attractive right about now...okay okay will be there soon.
BW: And check the homework and prepare an envelope for the photo money. You do nothing around here.
B: Sure sweetie pie...here give me the cutting board...tell me how was your day?
BW: Can you believe what Freddie did today, at work?.......
B:
BW: do you think that was right?
B:
B: oh i forgot gotta check my work email...
BW: Why are you smiling? are you really checking emails?
B: of course...okay here beti...lets check your homework.
B's dotter: Its all correct dad...just sign it.
B: okay 7328 - 3256 equals....right. 49 more to go...
okay okay you have the general idea...thats enough.
BD: Dad...#27 is wrong; i was going to change it...but you didnt catch it
BW: WTF...are you really checking everything?
B: sure i am....
BW: Sunitha called today....
B: How come you never ask me how my day was and what i did?
BW: Because I know...if you seem a little spaced out...you must have been on sulekha.
good one!
the worst offenders among females are the ones who will give you some task simply because they can't bear to see you sitting in peace watching tv / browsing / reading. they don't really really need your help to get something done right that moment. they will still ask you to do something just cuz. and they will get all hurt and offended if you don't do it at once!
das how 'tis in ma cribs...dude!
BD: Just one, mom.
B: Sweetie, what happened last sunday? the pakistani guy who lives downstairs came up and told you to stop practising right? you really have to slim down beti.
BW: Dont you talk ...you look pregnant yourself.
BD: Dad, you promised to help me with the science fair project...
B: Oh yeah...hold on...(picks up laptop and heads to google for project ideas)
BW: Listen....we cant run around trying to get things....one trip to staples and lets do that volcano thing and be done with it.
B: only about 100 other kids will do the baking soda and vinegar thing....I think you should do some kind of sociology research with some fundamental survey data and put it up ....
BD: oh gawd...cant you come up with ONE good idea?
T: Let her do something that she is confident about. She still needs to prepare her presentation, facts etc. If you google till midnight, she won't get to sleep and she won't be ready to present either
TS: You should tell me all these important things on a weekend so that I prepare her
T: Silence
TJ: It was in my backpack from a week. Mommy knew
TS: you should tell me
T: You should ask. How about finding things from backpack?
TS: I leave that to you. Invasion of privacy
TJ: Mommy always does that
T: Blah-blah blah
TJ, TS: Sorry, we didn't mena to hurt your feelings
T: Off to ranting.
*Run, mf run *
Somehow, in my home, I am the one who gets ganged up against. Once my daughter's friends convinced her that I am Spanish. So in the middle of such an argument (she was 4), she says, 'Papa, tell her to leave, she is Spanish anyway'.
(In a restaurant...)
BW: Why did you glance that side? She looks like she is in college....
B: Yeah...i was just 'profiling' her and I was interested in the book she is holding.
BW: Enough...what do you want to order?
B: Anything you decide is fine...
BW: Its been nn years since we married and you havent given me a single gift.
B: You dont seem to like the things i want to buy for you...like that tiffany's link i sent.
BW: When will you understand that a gift should please me not you. I am happy with that bling thing from GRT.
B: why dont you go buy that for yourself then?
BW: You are so dense!
(Watching Namesake post marriage gogol majumdar scene)
BW: Can you forward this please? BD is here!!
B: It doesnt matter...it will be over soon.
BW: I am not watching this anymore...STOP IT.
B: Okay Okay...gosh!!!
problem solved.