anyone got some good MIL stories?
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Queen Bee posted Re:anyone got some good MIL stories? on 11 mnths agoole bole bow vow
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One day I met my spouse at lunch time. He shared his lunch box that he got from home and shared some icre-cream later. I went home. Complimented MIL about the good food she made. Hell broke loose.
MIL and FIL were so mad at my husband for not eating his lunch fully adn sharing it. They said that he is so naive, so innocent that anyone dupes him.
Another day when I was 38 weeks pregnant, I went to my MIL's place for baby shower. I served myself two tablespoons of vegetables and my MIL immidiately said "I made teh vegetable for him. It's all gone now!" and kept harping about the importance of good food for men, and how women should be OK eating anything that is left over.
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MIL and FIL were so mad at my husband for not eating his lunch fully adn sharing it. They said that he is so naive, so innocent that anyone dupes him.
Another day when I was 38 weeks pregnant, I went to my MIL's place for baby shower. I served myself two tablespoons of vegetables and my MIL immidiately said "I made teh vegetable for him. It's all gone now!" and kept harping about the importance of good food for men, and how women should be OK eating anything that is left over.
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If you all live together, why didn't your MIL pack your lunch as well? My MIL used to pack lunches for both of us.
I have another story. Sadly my own distant aunt, who used to complain that her DIL eats too much (she was skinny as hell). Her DIL kind of confirmed this allegation and told us that her MIL (my aunt) marked the pressure cooker upto a level that she thought was good for the family of 8. And when the 'daal' was made, she would check if it is upto that level or over it. And she would count how many chapaties the DIL is eating everyday.
oh oh. and when the DIL was pouring something in the MIL's cup, she would stop her hand the moment the MIL said, 'bas'. So the MIL complained to us, 'she stops her hand at the same moment, can't she pour 1 second more?' LOL
MIL used to pack my lunch- 1 chapathi, with jam. No vegetables for me. I got tired and told her that I eat at my office cafeteria. It's FREE.
Is your aunt my MIL? Mine behaves the same way. She wants me to exactly cook so much food and makes sure I cook that much. it I argue and keep more, she will eat less and get back at me to say that she was right- it was more than we needed.
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Is your aunt my MIL? Mine behaves the same way. She wants me to exactly cook so much food and makes sure I cook that much. it I argue and keep more, she will eat less and get back at me to say that she was right- it was more than we needed.
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No hers wa
s actually a sad story.
The MIL used to tell her not to show her 'manhoos' face early in the mornings, and definitely not when she is emabarking on a journey. Because once this happened and that MIL was mugged on the train.
The poor dil didn't get any support from her husband, while he openly carried an affair with an old girlfriend, who the same MIL didn't allow him to marry. Eventually, after 14 years and 3 kids, things got out of hands. She became hysterical, because she had no support in that household anymore. One day, she called her brother and never came back. Left her 3 kids behind too. They were all turned up against her anyway. She used to come to us (same city) and cry rivers remembering her kids. But they didn't allow her to meet them.
She eventually got divorced, got some alimony (India standards) and remarried to a divorcee with kids. We heard she is happy.
s actually a sad story.
The MIL used to tell her not to show her 'manhoos' face early in the mornings, and definitely not when she is emabarking on a journey. Because once this happened and that MIL was mugged on the train.
The poor dil didn't get any support from her husband, while he openly carried an affair with an old girlfriend, who the same MIL didn't allow him to marry. Eventually, after 14 years and 3 kids, things got out of hands. She became hysterical, because she had no support in that household anymore. One day, she called her brother and never came back. Left her 3 kids behind too. They were all turned up against her anyway. She used to come to us (same city) and cry rivers remembering her kids. But they didn't allow her to meet them.
She eventually got divorced, got some alimony (India standards) and remarried to a divorcee with kids. We heard she is happy.
a) why dont you pack your own lunch
b) why the hell is she allowed to tell you how much food to cook?
sound like she thinks she owns the kitchen.
i was going to tell you to tell your husband to tell her
that that is ridiculous
but, really, you need to grow some balls
and say,
"excuse me, but, i can cook whatever the f i want,
whenever the f i want
and in whatever f'in quantity i want
-- and guess what....so can you!"
"life is good you psychitic little devil worshiper!"
b) why the hell is she allowed to tell you how much food to cook?
sound like she thinks she owns the kitchen.
i was going to tell you to tell your husband to tell her
that that is ridiculous
but, really, you need to grow some balls
and say,
"excuse me, but, i can cook whatever the f i want,
whenever the f i want
and in whatever f'in quantity i want
-- and guess what....so can you!"
"life is good you psychitic little devil worshiper!"
OMG.. you guys are making me really sad and more appreciative of my MIL. I really will be thanking my MIL for being so cool.. she always asks what I would like, even though my hub has his menu written up.
(She had an evil MIL herself, so she's very conscious not to ever insult her DILs)
(She had an evil MIL herself, so she's very conscious not to ever insult her DILs)
now that is what i call a good story.
sounds like she is a crazy B
well my solution:
take an outdoor grill to the inlaws
and fire up some burgers
they wont know what to do with you.
how can they complain, you brought your own nourishment
and now there is more for their young son, the prize
prince among men.
hahahahhaah
this is one where i cant resist saying: i hate indozz
although japs, chinoise, and italians are the same
concerning the mother feeds son dynamic....
what i like to do, is take a video camera to the inlaws
that keeps 'em in check, somewhat.
great story. applaud. applaud.
yes i want more!
sounds like she is a crazy B
well my solution:
take an outdoor grill to the inlaws
and fire up some burgers
they wont know what to do with you.
how can they complain, you brought your own nourishment
and now there is more for their young son, the prize
prince among men.
hahahahhaah
this is one where i cant resist saying: i hate indozz
although japs, chinoise, and italians are the same
concerning the mother feeds son dynamic....
what i like to do, is take a video camera to the inlaws
that keeps 'em in check, somewhat.
great story. applaud. applaud.
yes i want more!
My bedroom is stacked with food. She clears it out once in a while and tells me my husbadn that she found it under the bed. My husbadn told her that he snacks at night. She keeps cut fruits in our bedroom for him to eat!
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LOL! All these MILs just sound like my Mom!! What to do with these women?
I am SO scared when my bro gets married.. my mom is going to turn into these MIL..we know it now.
We're already training her NOW to cut the cord!! (And, kicking my bro at the same time! ;-)
I am SO scared when my bro gets married.. my mom is going to turn into these MIL..we know it now.
We're already training her NOW to cut the cord!! (And, kicking my bro at the same time! ;-)
Yes, if he is mama's boy then its trouble for his married life. But thank god that he has you as a big sister, I am sure you will take care of your SIL and keep your mom away from them :)
I could write tons of stories on the things that my mom does but I am sure its same every where...
I could write tons of stories on the things that my mom does but I am sure its same every where...
I want to hear what a saon says about his mom. At least one instance, please.
My husbadn acknowledges the problem, but fails to find a solution that will be a win-win for all. Tries to make a feel taht he is team with me, but respects his parents. I don't even udnerstand the game he is playing.
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My husbadn acknowledges the problem, but fails to find a solution that will be a win-win for all. Tries to make a feel taht he is team with me, but respects his parents. I don't even udnerstand the game he is playing.
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Ah! What do you want to hear? If your husband acknowledges the problem, that's half the battle won! If he doesn't do anything about it then its a shame...
As for us, we stay away from them for the most part, they live in India but my mom is too much for any living soul to handle, leave alone my wife! She is different creed and every one knows about that so I make sure she is not hurting my wife in anyway..I know what kind of games she plays when I am around or not so you just have to be prepared for it.
The key is the guy needs to understand his priorities and take a stand when needed!
Alright, I gotta go ..so you ladies figure it out :-)
As for us, we stay away from them for the most part, they live in India but my mom is too much for any living soul to handle, leave alone my wife! She is different creed and every one knows about that so I make sure she is not hurting my wife in anyway..I know what kind of games she plays when I am around or not so you just have to be prepared for it.
The key is the guy needs to understand his priorities and take a stand when needed!
Alright, I gotta go ..so you ladies figure it out :-)
That is sooo insane!!! I can't believe people are so crude about food!
BTW -- why is MIL still making lunch for him??
BTW -- why is MIL still making lunch for him??
She does when she visits us.
They are too crude when it comes to food. For them women don't need to eat till men are done. No milk is required for women, but is essential for men. They make my blood boil.
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They are too crude when it comes to food. For them women don't need to eat till men are done. No milk is required for women, but is essential for men. They make my blood boil.
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Thank god you are not living together. I was going to suggest to move out.
Problem is my husband is thinking of gettign their Green Card done. Last night I todl him to let me go if they are in. He kept telling me that he will move out with me wherever I go, with his parents!
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your husband has been doing the poliically correct thing so far. She will take yet another form the day she sees you support her. My poor cousin did that once and he never heard the end of it. If they are coming from India, you cannot set up another apartment for them.
here is my suggestion. If possible, buy a mother-daughter kind of house, and if possible, with each floor so small that you all won't fit in. With separate floors and separate kitchens, only your hubby will need to meet them everyday.
And make your husband buy a house like that.
I don't. Bittu, who is our resident pervert got plenty of MILF stories..
HTH
HTH
i had dream recently abt my mother in law. i threw her to crocodiles.i was amazed when i checked back.the crocodile had refused to eat junk . he he
umm..I won't joke like that about my MIL..
i didn't say that you shouldn't joke like that about your MIL
christ, you could put a nude pic of her up for all i care
all i said, was that was a dumb story
meaning: it was not funny
no laughter induced
even with 2 beers under my belt.
christ, you could put a nude pic of her up for all i care
all i said, was that was a dumb story
meaning: it was not funny
no laughter induced
even with 2 beers under my belt.
I think you have had 2 beers too many so you are hallucinating now! I wish I was lucky enough to get drunk with 2 beers..
great here we go; another self righteous fool.
first of all, i wish i had two beers.
i was making a point, that the shit would not be funny
even post 2 beers.
and secondly why dont you answer the questions at hand
you ghettofabulous badass you
first of all, i wish i had two beers.
i was making a point, that the shit would not be funny
even post 2 beers.
and secondly why dont you answer the questions at hand
you ghettofabulous badass you
hahaha! You want me to tell you what is a 'fake accent' and what is a 'ghetto'? You are amusing anyway, better than most people here so keep it on...
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