somebody shoot me

started by Propagandhi1 5 mnths ago
before one of these inept poet(ess)es stake me through my f*cking heart with extreme boredom resulting from their godawful 'poems' like they are a curry eating, moustache wearing version of buffy the vampire slayer.

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  Job less fella posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
life fucking sucks,eating shiting, fucking reproducing, loving hating sleeping sitting
life fucking sucks.FUCK FUCK FUCK
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
jobless,
say all this 5000 times  ..and the next job   i find  ..is yours     


  Currer Bell posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Couple of snooty comments: 

- The word is Poet.. not Poetess. You don't say Lawyeress, Doctoress. A poet is a poet regardless of gender. 

-  Writing a MS Word macro doesn't make one a "programmer". So, I'd be wary to bestow the title of "poet" on everyone. 

However, I have no problem with people enjoying themselves with wordplay. It's all good.  :-)
  moxifloxacin posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
I don't think poetess is totally wrong, although people don't use it as much these days.  Just like they've started using actor for actress.
  Uppili posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
They have started ???? They have been "actor"ing everyone for almost a decade now.

What pisses me off is the political correctness in media"person" and personing all "men" to accomodate women.

Moxi: What pisses me off even more is "how much you charge to use you for 3 days...."

  Currer Bell posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
"I don't think poetess is totally wrong"

It's not so much as wrong as it is archaic.


  RS-K posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
yeah. From now on please call me an inept Word Playeress


  Uppili posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Clicked on CNN
realized it should be CNNfn

popped the red banner
that home equity is going down faster

Scared to read about SW planes
Florida Dems will decide - again insane

Texas counts the votes in caucus
Taxes and filing date are making me nauseus

Down goes the Fed Prime now
Down down goes the Dow
**Dedicated to Propy for love of poem and MO for his love of news.
  mf02 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Et tu Uppitus? That was good 'poetry', btw..


  ratan khatri posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
aww. that is cruel. why take away from them their false sense of accomplishment? 

this is a common trait among girls. they like writing poems. you ask 10 girls about their hobby and at least 8 will tell you "oo, i like writing poems." they think they are intelligent and creative if they write one sentence per line that has any of these words - "love", "tears", "fly", "sky".

this is an example of one such poem.

my heart reaches out to you my love
although i have tears in my eyes
i want to fly in the sky with you my love
with no tears in your eyes
relationship is important

  Coniine posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago


LOL

this is funny....and biting ;-)

add to that...most of them even like 'reading novels'...reading as in couple of sydney sheldons and 'Alchemist' types

  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago

ratan,

 i hear you dont like me or my poetry  sigh  ..and you dont even know me  ... which actualy may be agood thing     poetry is  for  the sensitive ..for the intelligent ..dont worry ....you don't need it ...you must have ..and im guessing ..other accomplishments ...however  useless .....to talk about  

  ratan khatri posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago

there is no poetry in this world. you have killed it.

  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
try looking in every corner of the world  ratan ..its all intact ..your thick head cant fathom its whereabouts ...thats all  
good words and flow  cannot be stopped ..even with people like you  
and that carvaka is roflmao     TOO
  ratan khatri posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
stop smoking weed, lady. 

and thanks for saying "your thick head". i get a lot of that. at night.
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
ratan,
hmm weed    ... what is the  connection  if any   ?  how did you know  ? i smoke it all day ... .. do you just rattle on   ..to have the last word ........................  :P  :P 
 a good way to test thick head ...pour coconut oil on said head at night ..and see if brain perfoms better  ..
in your case    ..shakes head       cant say       he he 
  Mr. T posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
"a good way to test thick head ...pour coconut oil on said head at night "

......and light a match stick to it !!!?
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Mr T,
toasted fried and tried head  will result   ...most likely  .....  ya     dyed too  

PS  think of a nicer name for yourself  please
  Mr. T posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
what do yo mean "nicer name" ?
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Mr  T   ?   huh    wait       .... let me gargle  first 
  Mr. T posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
"let me gargle  first "

..and u think that is going to help your mouth sores !!? Touche...






  Propagandhi1 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
she likes to smoke weed, but not the kind you're thinking if you catch my drift *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* *say no more* *say no more*
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
progandhi,1
not the same guy  ??  :(
you are drifting too fast   ..my friend  i don't get you  at all......enough of the winking  or next time..your eye will start looking like   LLTT ...meaning"   looking London ..turning Tokyo"    hehe     got it   na  .....a permanent   squint    .....     btw  i had a dog named  winky   ..yeah   



  mf02 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
If you had broken it in small sentences,
each one of them on a separate line,
it would have been a wonderful poetry
too

  carvaka posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
We are just making fun of you. Don't let it bother you. You continue making up poems and having fun.
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
carvaka,
hey i wasnt born yesterday ..im pulling all you  guys'  legs too  ...... you keep harassing me ..i love it  :))
  Propagandhi1 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
jaijui, you can pull on my third leg (pull, pull, repeat, repeat)..that way I'll love it too
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
dont pride your manhood   and your self   .....that you have 3 symmetrical legs  ...  no  way jose   
  Propagandhi1 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago

when ppl tell me to 'take a load off those feet', I merely lean forward and presto, load partially off my two legs...am a veritable tripod.

  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
nope ..you have to be like a scalene triangle ..ok  a propah  one at that  ... ...all sides unequal ........




  Mr. T posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Damn, 

Way too many people pulling each others legs...one day u are going to end up pulling you own leg in all the confusion.
  carvaka posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
How do you know that hasn't happened? Remember, one person may have many handles. :)
  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
carvaka/mr T,
 im too hot to handle  ..if i may say so myself   .ahem ......more than one handle will result in  what  just happened to the head  i lit  up .
jokes aside  ..why can life be simple  and we all are known by the name we present  here    one name per person ...
aah me off now   be good  ..

  Mr. T posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
true...

way too complicated for my liking...will keep out of it.






  carvaka posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago



  mf02 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
ROTFLMAO! That was a good one, lungiwala..
  ratan khatri posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
yo man!

once, i was in a night club and started chatting with a girl. after the weather talk, i asked her about her hobby and she said "poems". i exclaimed "excellent!" and she said "naah.. i am not very good at that." i said "you never know. maybe you can try to publish them."

my worst a$$ licking i ever. i was not even drunk.
  mf02 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago




  Maria S posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago


In other words, you can't get enough of us!

Hey it is better than some stuff about about rocket launching and port docking:)

I am kidding...seriously, sometimes I wish the people here who are so talented here..can join together launch a site which is so unique and like nothing else! We can have a "ask Uppili section"..."stock tips by Propogandhi and others"..."grammar lessons with FF"..."Hot current women's topics with Currer Bell and others".."Poetry section with..the Poets and Poetesses".."Music review with RS-K"..."History with.." "Health with(!) etc..etc! Of course a humorous dialogue section which can be so original..(if it is cleaned up!)

If I had the time and really wanted to (which I can't do right now)...would certainly contact some advertisers and work on it!

M


  jaijui posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
hand me the damn gun  ....and poof   you are gone     and good riddance too   :)    
  goodcritic posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
LOL...But Well said, just like a cowgirl


  shakenbut!stirred posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
LOL
Go Nurse!!!
  mf02 posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
LOL! Dut, the saying goes, "if you can't beat them, join them" !
  aa posted Re:somebody shoot me on 5 mnths ago
Isnt it "if you cant beat them, beat it"