"..I have been named on your no smoking campaign, along with my colleague the Great King Shah Rukh Khan. Some of my posters of two of my not too recent films have led you to believe that there has been a grave destruction of the ethics of your campaign. I applaud your concern Sir and applaud the choice of your example, in my dear friend and colleague, the other true King of Cinema, Rajnikanth, but honored Sir could we perhaps dare to inquire whether you, being in Governance have considered first, to ban this dreaded habit from all government servants in the country? And more importantly, would you ever, Sir, consider banning the existence of the vast plantations of the ‘beedi’ leaves in the states of Uttar and Madhya Pradesh, or would that not be such a correct political decision? After all such act would jeopardize the employment of thousands of workers (oops voters!) in the region and I believe, the business prospects of one of your ‘flying’ Cabinet colleagues." 

Hats off Janab, what beautiful words?  Woh Sala Anbumoney Ko Sharam Ana Chahiye? Magar Nahi Aayega. Woh Behsaram Ka Khopdi Khali Hai. 

Rajaputhran.