Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you?

started by Jauhari 6 mnths ago
If you going to choose a God, at least pick a God that is superior to you.  A monkey, arat, a snake, a snail, a worm, a cockroach?  Good God you people are stupid!

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  Job less fella posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago

  Maria S posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago


Jauhari,

I am not sure- what your objective is here....is it to be part of thus community (an Indian Community) with different faiths, and someone with goodwill like interacting with people here?...or just come here to get some thrills by insulting people with immature/childish questions of the insensitive kind?!
*Condescending questions about anyone's faith...is a non-starter...for establishing any kind of friendship/relationship with an individual or a group/community...in the real or virtual world.

*Now to you as a Christian, I expect better from someone who calls themselves a Christian..you can do a lot better than engaging in these kinds of really divisive tactics- which is not going to do any good whatsoever! If you feel like interacting here..can't you stick to other topics?

M




  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
One reason I sold my club was because of my faith.  I couldn't do it anymore.  I want to put my efforts in other areas.

  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Jesus responded to "hard-headed" people by calling them vipors, hypocrits, snakes, etc.  I cannot believe that these people believe praying to idols and animals is the right thing to do.  Now there is a Muslim chinning in with the ridiculous belief  of Islam.


  Vaidyanathan Pushpagiri posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago

 Jauhari:

We are not that stupid like the bastarsdised C........s, who believe in the Immaculate conception of Virgin Mary  or kiss the papal feet of the Pope at Rome or the shrivelled fingers of a ghost of St. Xavier? at the Bom Jesus Basilica in Goa? Have a heart man, which woman conceived without a man fucking her?  Of course  now-a-days artificial insemination is in vogue.  But I am talking of the times of Charaka and Sushrutha.  

You may come back  and say about the origins of Pandavas, and the myriads of Hindu Gods and Goddesses, who conceived without impregnating.  Superficially it may appear to be a hoax but when you read in detail and have the intelligence to understand the truth behind the trivia you will not blurt inanities like what you have said: "
A monkey, a rat, a snake, a snail, a worm, a cockroach?  Good God you people are stupid!. 

Seriously, if you suffer from any serious sexual deficiency try Ayurveda or Siddha medication.  The miracle may be round the corner. 

Rajaputhran.

  Vaidyanathan Pushpagiri posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
The missing paragraph in the above post. 

"It is only a vermin of your standing who can utter such inanities. You seem to be suffering from a serious sexual dysfunctionality in that you are unable to enter your wife in spite of her best efforts in accomodating your flacid penis.  There is no erection in you and hence you have to use her other orifice to jerk yourself.  In general, this affects the thinking in a normal  human being and you are no exception.  

My suggestion is leave Sulekha forum for a while shore up on Hindu Puranas and Ithihasas and come back  rejuvenated.  Even the great Ravana was told by Purushothama Sri Rama Indru Poi Naalai Vaarai. (Retire today and come back tomorrow for the fight to continue)

Seriously, if you suffer from any serious sexual deficiency try Ayurveda or Siddha medication.  The miracle may be round the corner. 

Rajaputhran
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Brother, I see the hindu formalities everyday.  My best friends are Hindu.  They are so ridiculous in ther beliefs.  They won't eat meat on Tuesday or Thursdays.  They will go on fast for 9 days at a time.  They will go on a weeks fast at other times.  They won't eat eggs at certain times.  They will do all this but then they will cuss you out if you get them angry.  These people hate blacks.  They distrust everyone that isn't Indian.  They wouldn't give a penny to the poor or hungry.  They go through the ceremonies but it's not from the heart.  This is absurd.
  Vaidyanathan Pushpagiri posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Jauhari :

Please try to understand that I intensely dislike condescending idiots.  You only see Hindu formalities.  We live by them.  I care not whether your best friends are Hindus or Heathens.  As long as you don't brother me and call me your friend I guess it is O.K. 

Rajaputhran.





  Job less fella posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
God is falseness,"bhakti" is another type of hunger...it is up to us how to satify it.Definately not by following backward ways...

  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
You have clearly demonstrated your superiority over all people here. Would you be willing to consider the position of God? We would like to choose you for our God. I am sure there will be lots of cage-dancing in our rituals henceforth!
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
It wouldn't surprise me onw bit if you would choose me as one of your many Gods.  You have chosen everything under the sun to worship; might as well be me too.  hey what's one more God among many Gods?  Which God do you prefer to worship more the monkey, the rat, the snake or the cow?  What a joke!
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Hmm... I can see a lot of reasonable people struggling with that choice: the monkey, the rat, the snake and you. For myself though, I think I would go with the monkey. There are clearly some areas where you have demonstrated superiority over the rat and the snake, but when it comes to intelligence it's only fair to say the monkey is your superior. After all, a monkey would be able to spell better than you, if its native language were English! So I am willing to make you the monkey's vehicle-god. You can carry the monkey god around on your back. Deal?
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Well you got me there.  However doesn't that make you dumber than the monkey too seeing how you are worshipping it?  Dunce!
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
So when are you going to report to work? My monkey god wants to go the park, and it needs its vehicle! It's kind of urgent too, because the monkey god hears the call of nature as we speak.
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
hey psycho all kidding aside.  If you really think that praying to some animal like a rat or a monkey as your God, you have mental issues that I can't help you with.  You really are in need of some psychological help.
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
As an atheist, I could possibly say that if you really think there is a petty-minded bearded old man up in the sky who regulates traffic and burns up sinful cities, you are in serious need of psychiatric help. But not all people who believe in God need a shrink -- but you sound like one who does!
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
There is no such thing as an atheist.  You have taken all this time to tell me how you do not believe in God.  Not one time have you mentioned that you don't believe in satan.  Satan don't care if you believe in him or not.  He only cares if you believe in God or not.  If you were a true atheist, you would equally say you don't believe in God or Satan.  Now, of course, you will say "Oh yeah, I don't believe in satanneither."  Right?
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
ROFL... so you have been busy saying you don't believe in the monkey god or the rat god. Did you say you don't believe in Psandilya's buddies Ravan and Hiranyakashyap? You didn't. Of course, now you will say "Oh yeah, I don't believe in Ravan either." Right?


  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Oh I sound like I need a shrink hugh?  The people that pray to animals are sane minded but I need a psychiatrist.  Yeah, you're level headed.
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
> Oh I sound like I need a shrink hugh?

Yes, and admission to an elementary school besides. 
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Well I'm signing off for the night.  Go pray to a monkey or a snail.  Maybe he will hear your prayers.  Good luck with that fruitcake!
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Don't forget that you are now a servant of the monkey god. He can be a very wrathful god. If you see a monkey in your dream in the next seven days, you will know for sure that you are his vehicle now. Besides, you can make money selling monkey-poop -- meaning, you can go clean!






  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
Well you had better eat it's holy poop right?  That's what your God monkey does.  The God monkey eats its poop so you better eat it up too.  It might be holy!
  carvaka posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
You are supposed to know this as the vehicle of the monkey god... why do you think you are carrying him when he goes to the park? It's your JOB to deal with the poop as best as you can. The monkey god is a not a very strict god, so he lets you -- his vehicle -- do whatever you please with his poop.
  Jauhari posted Re:Why would you pray to something that is less superior than you? on 6 mnths ago
I would sell his poop to the simple minded hindues as GOD POOP!









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