When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins?

started by ms-anona 5 mnths ago
or, do I have to share my man with 69 or 71 women?  That's going to be one intense cat fight!!!!

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  quasimodo posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
guys and gals,
sex is a physical act and i couldn't care less whether it were 69/72/infinity if i were dead. the question is rhetorical !!
As far as radical islam is concerned it has brought more loathing and misconceptions about islam than warranted to the msg,I hope there are enough muslim and other scholars on sulekha to give a correct perspective ,
because this is more serious than a cup of coffee topic
Q
  Uppili posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
>> sex is a physical act and i couldn't care less whether it were 69/72/infinity if i were dead.

Don't be so sure.... Have you watched Cocoon.  Great movie too... 


  LakshmiMukundan posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
I'm very worried.....where are they going to find the virgins (of any kind) and that too 71 or 72 or  96 or whatever!!!!!!!!!!!
  Uppili posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
Brits used to give a virginity test to those who came to UK for marrying the Pakis (all Indians/Pakisatanis were called Pakis in the 70s/80s).  So, I think there will be a great career opportunity for virginity testers.

Are there any certification courses that I can study for that job ?
  sara Boji posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? (to Uppili) on 5 mnths ago
"Brits used to give a virginity test to those who came to UK for marrying the Pakis (all Indians/Pakisatanis were called Pakis in the 70s/80s)."


===> If you could remember and talk about the virginity tests for Indian  women immigrating to UK in 1970s then you must be .... Well never mind.



  Amerasian posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago

"Are there any certification courses that I can study for that job?"
I hate to disappoint you but such jobs are limited to female gynocologists and nurse practitioners. If you are as obsessed with female reproductive system as bittu, then you ought to consider learning ultrasound diagnostics and get a job at an IVF facility. You could be 'exploring' all day.




  Vaidyanathan Pushpagiri posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
ms-anona:

Are you certain you will be able to recognise your man from the multitude of formless spirits who roam the ether?  With that matter settled one can then think about the 72 maidens or virgins? or whatever. 

Regards. 
Rajaputhran.
 

  Job less fella posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
do you mean in 69 or 71 positions?


  shakenbut!stirred posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
with 69 you wouldnt need to share him with anyone
  jaijui posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
hi slow but sure man ,
how about  96 ?      
share with  other 95 sound OK to you ?  
  shakenbut!stirred posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
Arey Oye Tubelight!!!

Chaha jaun pi
with Parle-G
Choke petel tari



  jaijui posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
anona,
why would you want the same guy in heaven ......
look for your prince charming    .na ..        or connect with those virgins  first 
  scribblingpad posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
Connect with virgins? How yaar, we always fight with cometitors naa? Unless we jointly  dig a big pit to bury the common lover.(if he  is a pain), lol
scribbly
  jaijui posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
scribbly ,
lol       at any rate  burying him  is a must ..no option there   follwoing which engage in mud wrestling  among the gals ..
audience will be overwhelming ..all the oldies on CH ogling away    hehhe     you game ?
  scribblingpad posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
First let us date the same moron,
Then get a joint grievance
Then dig pits
Then bury
Then sit on it
And write kalyug ka geetha
For new woman
of later date
howzzat//




  Amerasian posted Re: {ms-anona} When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
So, you do take this topic seriously. I wouldn't take something that was said more than 5,000 years ago so seriously. Besides,  I thought the deal entailed acquiring 72 virgin boys. That would be the heaven for homo men not for moi. Mind you, all the holy books were written by human beings. As such, you can always find some outrageous statements written according their whims and fancies. You are going to see this "72 virgins" line here quite often here. Why? People tend to place all the emphasis on the negatives of something/someone they dislike. I wouldn't give credence to such nonsense that was probably written by an uneducated and uncivilized individual(s). My problem with Islam/Prophet Mohammed is not with "72 virgins" line; it's with all the anti-non-muslim rhetoric and actions. I hope you loathe radical islam which calls for conversion or death of all infidels as much as I do. I do post messages (mostly links to articles) that are not flattering to islamists but they are directed against radical islam/islamists--NOT against moderate muslims.

  BladeRunner posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
why do you assume they are women?
  Shuunya posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago
why do you assume they are human? 
  Queen Bee posted Re:When you die, do you get 70 or 72 virgins? on 5 mnths ago




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