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started by (va-gal) 2 mnths ago
  Modern Math's
 
Equation 1

 
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 
Therefore,

 
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 
Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 
In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2

 
Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 
Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

 
Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

 
In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3

 
Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 
Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

 
Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

 
In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

 
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

 
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

 
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

 
So, we have…

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

 
Therefore…from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
:

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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