Fat Chicks & The Ideal Body
MY wife is ugly
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JBF posted Re:MY wife is ugly on 3 mnths agoi hate uglyness..i hate everything i hate uglyness lif proganda ..ordinal reality
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Our sympathies are with her for being tricked into a marriage with a nut case
this handle seems to be the new DUT....
hey dickweed, propagandhi12 is the artist formerly known as DUT711. make a note of that. new parent == joblessfella
Right. Moreover, the artist formerly known as DUT is inordinately proud of landing a good looking Kannadiga wife - although that does not detract him from dishing out the occasional leather treatment, it is highly unlikely that he would find her so ugly all of a sudden.
my ugly wife devlivered a 5 pound haivan,rakshas looking bald organism.I was forced by the hospital authories to be present when this woman was shouting as if she was dies and i had to see her stinking vagina explode...bad expirience...
i will not speak good.
i will not speak good.
heres what u should do
1)ask for a PATENT against ur raakshas or haivaan.
2)change ur hadle to NEW PATENT
3) in front of ur home put a sign giving ticket denominations for seeing ur invention( u had worked so hard on ur ugly wife na)
4) then get back to us.
moral: think positive
"I was forced by the hospital authories to be present when this woman was shouting as if she was dies and i had to see her stinking vagina explode...bad expirience..."
LOL...Forced? No, they couldn't have forced you to watch because they know not everybody can stand the sight of baby coming out. You could have been present in the room and not watch until the baby is completely out, and the umbilical cord cut. I was present for my wife's deliveries (both via C-section). I couldn't watch the sight of cutting. So, I was looking at the action by the OB but refused to see the actual cutting part. I didn't see the baby until his umbilical cord was cut, and he was placed on a different table for cleaning.
LOL...Forced? No, they couldn't have forced you to watch because they know not everybody can stand the sight of baby coming out. You could have been present in the room and not watch until the baby is completely out, and the umbilical cord cut. I was present for my wife's deliveries (both via C-section). I couldn't watch the sight of cutting. So, I was looking at the action by the OB but refused to see the actual cutting part. I didn't see the baby until his umbilical cord was cut, and he was placed on a different table for cleaning.
I was present for my wife's deliveries (both via C-section). I couldn't watch the sight of cutting. So, I was looking at the action by the OB but refused to see the actual cutting part. I didn't see the baby until his umbilical cord was cut, and he was placed on a different table for cleaning.
Yeah, we all know that you are a chicken! Why couldn't you see the cutting part or actually cut it yourself? Be a man..
Yeah, we all know that you are a chicken! Why couldn't you see the cutting part or actually cut it yourself? Be a man..
what be a man,if he would have been a man there in he would ahve been fucking the female nurses present around his wife.I mean what is this thing with "be a man" what does this mean...kuttyaa sali randi.
you are lucky..my woman was crazy about me having near her...btich did not bother about me at all..it was all those contractions and all kinda syrups coming out of her.
you should be put on a Fema Camp sooner then later*btich did not bother about me at all..it was all those contractions and all kinda syrups coming out of her.
LOLOL! This person is either a cheap troll or a skunk!! In any case, he should be given a leather belt treatment...
LOLOL! This person is either a cheap troll or a skunk!! In any case, he should be given a leather belt treatment...
randi chup ho ja,wara chabuk lagaunga gand par.
G*and main nahin dum, phodne chale bum...go hide some where before that hideous son of yours kicks your ass! What else would you expect but a hideous child from a hideous man?
Help her and get her what she needs
So start saving now and do not be such a BAD HUSBAND
let me show you some good results
http://www.smartplasticsurgery.com/breastimplants_ba.html#STCHARLES
we all have potential
http://www.rhinoplasty-dallas.com/Images/noori_ap.jpg
GET A GRIP on your PANTS and PAY for what she NEEDS!!!
if you care OFCOURSE!!!
After 6-7 months of her post pregnancy she can consult a doctor to get a nose job; Spa Treatments and Body sculpturing which will cost you about 6,000 to 7,000 USD trust me beauty is in the hands of a Plastic Surgeon
So start saving now and do not be such a BAD HUSBAND
let me show you some good results
http://www.smartplasticsurgery.com/breastimplants_ba.html#STCHARLES
we all have potential
http://www.rhinoplasty-dallas.com/Images/noori_ap.jpg
GET A GRIP on your PANTS and PAY for what she NEEDS!!!
if you care OFCOURSE!!!
I really hope you do not mention your thoughts to your wife and child to come - you know my mother and her sister (my aunt) were both stunning beauties in their youth, French ancestry, tall, slim, dark hair, olive skin - my father SI origens, short, stocky, unattractive. All his life my father was very self-conscious about his ugliness, about his accent, he wanted us to go to eleocution lessons, and he did become very depressed as he grew older . But he was a wonderful man, kind gentle, the best. On the other hand my mother was always concerned with how she looked, vain, snobbish, dressed well, everything centred around her and what she desired. But she didn't want her daughters to sit on her knee, in case they crushed her skirt, or dented her leg - My mother and my sister teased me for resembling my father, and this went on for years. I was even in my teens too ashamed to go to a disco because I thought my ugliness was too horrible for anyone to see. Still I feel this way. Even at school I was teased for wearing teeth braces, for this and that hmmmm. And even some of my best friends have commented about my nose and this and that. Okay I have a long straight nose, so what. Now I think I understand why my mother despised me, I did not live up to her expectations of being a daughter she could be proud of. I have a hunch about being average, run of the mill now, and thats fine, but because of the past I still won't go out, will not have my photo taken unless its very far away, I know just how fussy other people are and have become about how others look, so just to try to place myself right out of their way and opportunity to comment.
This is very personal stuff for me to expose, but in doing so just hope you can see how much damage it can do.
This is very personal stuff for me to expose, but in doing so just hope you can see how much damage it can do.
only you can take the effort to reply to a stupid post by a deranged moron. I wish he stops boring us with the side effects of his personality disorder!
Here are my two cents...from the "facts" that I've just read...
You said she
1) stinks
2) loose
3) fatty
4) short
5) ugly
The FACTS are...physical aspects. All can be patiently changed with time. Question is - are willing to be a companion for life with her in order to help her get to a better state of health for her well being or for your own desires?
Fact is ..."I just want to vanish"...Are you sure you are a MAN? Running away from little silly things of life? You are weak...what a pity.
Your options ...
1) Stick around
2) Get separated
3) Get divorced.. (Although, You must be extremely shallow as a human being to divorce on the grounds for a woman to be hairy rather she should go ahead and divorce you for being ...a jerk)
1) Stick around...improvements.
If you do want to stick around...here is how you can resolve this problem
a) Hair problem:
Get yourself and her booked for a weekend at a spa...
Get your hairy back waxed to make her laugh (while you yelp in pain!) and then have her wax her legs and underarms (make sure u give her 2 aspirins before....its going to hurt like hell if she is doing for the firs time) ..........
in return...Get your butt and chest waxed too! Having all that hair makes it unhygenic!)
Bottomline: Go get yourself fixed as well...you aren't SRK or Salam of today either! Get yourself and her a massage....(she might say no but she might mean yes....just be patient and gentle dude...what are you? some bloody animal?)
b) Solution of stinky people: Mr...CHEAP...get her a NICE and I mean the Channel perfume and a Deo for her underarms! Let me see....do you wear deo? aftershave and perfume yourself? You don't looked too groomed in that picture...you know. Do you ALWAYS carry a mint or a gum or a mint spray so YOU don't stink? If you Do...then you can help her. Offer her when she is around...remind her to wear the perfume and deo..as you want her to look good and feel good at all times (why...? cuz she is a reflection of you....) I'm ashamed that you went through your weddings without understanding what did you agree and promise to do....forget all the legal papers in the world...in the name of god you accepted her legally and promised her and her family that you will take care of her....Now...you are being a jerk cuz you can't remember ONE reason why you married her in the first place. Are you irresponsible or were you simply looking for an excuse to sleep with someone in a name of marriage? These questions are for you to reflect and think...don't bother to reply back. You arent going to prove anything to me or anyone here...
Also, no one is trying to team up and go against you...we're all saying the same thing...so maybe...JUST MAYBE..thats the right things to do?
Fatty....Go work those tummy tires off your stomach first....and take her as your companion....you need a 30-40 minute workout yourself...you arent in the most healthy shape...
now...UGLY...hmmmm after waxing...spa treatment...workouts...perfumes n deos.....and maybe a hari stylist to give her a make over.....you need one too! (I'm not jokin' you do need a make over yourself).....ONCE al that is done ( and of course the workouts and maintainence stuff is a part of the REGULAR life)....join meditation camps and yoga camps....do some community service together...you'lll learn to appreciate each others good qualities and spend more time to getehr...you're so darn detached..
Youuu made her pregnant...regardless of how you want to say it. When mistakes happen...this is where irresponsible men back off...why is she suppose to take a pill and she forgets to take the pill...so sheeeee is at fault...AND YOU? You did not use protection!!! How smart what that? Where is the man in you ...who is human and humble enough to admit that is it partly your fault as well! It is equally your fault. Admit it and get over with it!
Alll this is simply relative...but here is major painpoint....I mean - man u hit the bloody nail on the dart when you ..........
you aren't willing to take your responsibitiles as a father. You don't deserve happiness...cuz you are throwing it all away for "grass is greener for you on the toher side"...Men want to be fathers so they can spend time with their kid....parents raise their kids TOGETHER...do you even known what the word means to a kid? To a wife? You want to walk out on not 1 ...but more than 2 people for YOUR bloody "hairy" excuse....
My wife thinks *I* am ugly. That's worse than your situation. Feel better now?
how ugly you can be than her.my biatch is just ugly,she is the most ugliest ever ever found.She has been more ugly than the ugliest since last few months when she refused to shave her legs.From then onwards i am seriously thinking of divorce.I could have lived with a ugly woman,thinking that she is not pretty but atleast a good wife,but not this hairy brush.NO NO.
no way.
no way.