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Chat Friend Issue - update!

started by BittuZing 3 mnths ago
Folks. Things have taken an interesting turn. Good and bad. Here's an update on this issue.

Interestingly, she turned around. Said that she didn't know I felt about her that way and that she was quite taken aback etc etc etc. Long story short, she began to open up to me and tell me about her seks life. She said that even though she gets boned a lot, she's always randy. 24x7. Too good to be true, right? She said she doesn't want to cheat on her husband, he's a great guy but she came on hot and heavy and started asking me to "do" stuff to her on Yahoo IM. (She doesn't think yahoo chats amount to cheating). WTF I'm not 18 anymore but I complied anyway. We did a couple of "sessions" and she said they were the best ever. Whatever the fuq. I'm too old for text I mean...webcammage is minimum. She doesn't have a cam and she gets off on text and thinks I should get off on text too. I declined, then went off to watch some p0rn and do my thing.

So anyway. At one point she suggested, over chat, that we meet up for lunch. Unfortunately for me, I was drinking at the time *sigh*. I began to write from my pen0r and said stupid shyt like "sure, just make sure you wear a summer skirt and no chuddies. At lunch, I'll sit opposite you and do stuff with my foot under the table". What I wrote was more explicit than this, but I'm frikkin sober now and I can't bring myself to write that smut.

The thing is, she agreed. She said she'll pick the restaurant and I just need to tell her the date. Now what? The thing that gives me the heebie-jeebies is that we're going to meet up, we'll sexor each other....I'll go home but this skank is going to get all guilty and tell her husband everything. At that point, my life is over.

How the fuq do I handle this? I mean I *want* to sexor the heck out of her but I'm also scared that she'll flip out and ruin everything. Any suggestions?

TIA, Bittu


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  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
Just let her know that your name was used by somebody from the office for a long long time without your knowledge & you came to know about it now... OR close the yahoo IM (if you have stored messages, delete it forever)...
and  pretend that you just got it again recently...now creating a new id...and informing all of your usual chatting fellow beings...
Goodluck!
Anthrone (for Luck)

I am sure she is going to write back if she falls for this....
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
You really think women are so stupid?? wait...never mind....

  nihaan posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
why do all female handles come out as experts in twisting the truth?
  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
No twists, just handling brilliantly and bittu can relax since he asked for solution, I gave one...bittu, take it or leave it but this has higher chances of success.He is with family and known woman has his secrets so covering the bitter truth is no twist just tactful.
Anthrone (for clarity)
  nihaan posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
wow. covering the truth = tactful. brilliantly handled. nice. what values. truth is actually bitter for bittu's wife. not him.
  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
There is no truth here...for the wife she is also told to believe that the handle bittu was using on yahoo IM was stolen for a long long time... go figure, only bittu know the truth...

Anthrone (for rescue)
  nihaan posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
"There is no truth here..." 

Your perception of truth is what is shown or told to unsuspecting friends. 

That was my whole point about u and all handles who feel creative in lying.  Why do u think I have the same view of it? you are too ethically challenged for me to even be able to convey my point to you.
  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago

What is truth...a borrowed term formed and created psychologically formed that has become genetically imbibed since centuries and still we argue good and bad of it...ultimately each is twisting the truth in their own true (lie) sense...for religion sake and others...

There is a perceiver in each one of us, the perceiver pollutes the perception & perceives the perceived as an extension of the perceiver and has an illusion that you perceive the perceived”.  (shared by somebody)

Btw, how can I beleive that bittu story is NOT a troll or not he probably might have made up to create nerve panic on sulekha...have a nice evening me checking out for the day...

Anthrone (Ending for the day)
  nihaan posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
 My reply was to your response. For original post, I was the first to point out that its a troll. You mix up things pretty well.



  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
Or bittu can say his Yahoo IM was stolen and was used simultaneously by other which bittu discovered...just now...I am saving bittu's family, (wife and kids [if any] the girl  [leena] & bittu as well...one small lie is the cure for normal life to lead on...

Anthrone (for rescue operation in success)
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
"one small lie is the cure for normal life to lead on..."

Yeah, sometimes it works.. but then in some movies (usually with Billy Bob Thornton), you tell one lie, it leads to more -- someone dies accidentally and then rather than telling the truth, they have to kill the next person who walks in.

Sometimes lies just build and build into this horrible sticky web of deciept and dead bodies!!
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - Big Ben on 3 mnths ago
By the way Ben, I recently saw your picture on some website. Can't remember which one. Probably one of those social forums. Wow. Don't take it the wrong way but your rack is magnificient! I had heard that you're quit bodacious like that but wow, you're STACKED in all the right places.

Wish I could get to meet you some day. *sigh*

xoxo, Bittu
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
Um.. I suppose I should say thank you.
But, now I'm gonna get plummeted with notes from horny unkils on CH. 
Great. 
  Uppili posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
Is that how you call me when I sincerely and seriously send you a note ?

I am deeply, deeply, double deeply disappointed...
  Mr. T posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
The real question is whether she replies to your note or not...should really care whether she calls u a unkil or anything more derogatory !!!!
  Uppili posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
Hey at this point.....she can call me ANYTHING she wants... as long as she replies to my note....of course I already sent her a "just-in-case" note to warn her to reply soon or else.....
  Mr. T posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
U are actually able to send notes to her !!!!? In my case the minute i click on her id, it  says "U are ignored" !!!! :(
  Uppili posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
Oh...she TOO put you on her ignore list ?.....;)  There is always the other route...that is if there is any...(for you).





  Propagandhi122 posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
translation: I wanna see no less than 10 notes from y'all so I can brag while sozzled on fruity alcoholic beverages this july 4th.

  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
just ignore em. the only h0rny unkil you need to entertain is right here. this post. me.

srsly man. the day i finally meet you..if i do....instant leakage.....

  RS-K posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
"horny unkils "

Am neither right now. But got so utterly curious. About the web site.. not anything else.  
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
yeah - this was what I was afraid of..when people start tagging photos and stuff, and every desi knows every other one.
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue on 3 mnths ago
what's there to be "afraid" of? You're a bodacious ben and so, be proud of it. If random dudes are looking at your pix and jerking off, take it as a compliment. i'm not going to do that though. I hope to bone you for real, some day. I really do. Hope. Ummeed pe to duniya kayam hai....





  Anthrone posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
True enuff in this case all are saved...no repetations necessary...I am not asking him to build the truth...just cover it...nicely and forget it...
Anthrone (to forget)

  Mr. T posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
:)))))))))))))))


  Mr. T posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
u sound pretty experienced...in rescue missions !!!!

  Propagandhi122 posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
wake me up when "Anthrone (shows titties on webcam for free)" comes onboard.





  Vivek posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
why do all female handles come out as experts in twisting the truth?

because Bittu could create many of those.


  Mr. T posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
This tatic sounds very familiar !!! 


  Vivek posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
Munna, why don't you compile and put together all your dreams. Maybe some day some D-grade movie director will buy it from you and also make you the postman or a doodhwala in his movie.

  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago

Wow.. thanks for the update. 
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
interestingly (for me), she too is a ben, not that it's surprising coz there are tons of bens in NJ....
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
really? I thot she was too tall for a ben.
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
she is. some bens are tall. she used to be slender a few years ago with a 34b. now she's a little chunky and a 36C.
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago

ok fine.

So, what did you decide? I think you should stay away from her. Not worth the stress. Seriously, all these years of your "extracurricular activities", you were never bothered.  Now, you are. 

You know the right answer and are just looking for validation. So, don't do it. 

Just run along and buy some booze for the weekend. 

 
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
All these years I got lucky in the sense that nothing followed me home. For some reason I'm getting nervous and thinking my luck's going to run out. Maybe coz i'm older and feel more responsible towards the fam, etc...

"run along and buy some booze"....please yaar....i have a fully loaded bar...
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
run along and buy some booze"....please yaar....i have a fully loaded bar...

yeah, but it's a long wknd!
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
i didn't get it. long weekend so? my bar's FULLY STOCKED. 50 diff bottles. not counting wine and beer.
  Currer Bell posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
ok, ok, ok, whatever.. you da man..
  BittuZing posted Re:Chat Friend Issue - update! on 3 mnths ago
no, srsly. Thing is...I'm a good host and I feel like a tool if somebody asks me for a particular drink and I don't have it in the house. Food and alcohol are two things I can't have run out or run short of. If I consume a bottle of anything, i replace it quickly. Why's this thread going this direction anyway? This is about me and this incredibly, unbelievably h0rny woman who wants to get her game on with me. To be honest, she's h0rnier than I am, if that is at all possible.